Once there was a bride who wanted to look good for her wedding, so she decided to go and spend some time on a sun bed to get nice and brown. So she went to the tanning salon in town and got herself a nice tan. But on returning home she decided she was still looking a bit pale, so she went to another salon, and another, until she had visited all the tanning salons in the area.
The next day was her wedding and just after saying 'I Do', she dropped down dead. It turns out all the tanning had cooked her organs...
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