Wadz's Poetry Wednesday #6: Things I cannot let you love

Things I cannot let you love
By A.E.D. Wadsworth

TK Maxx, The Tourist
Crumbs in butter
Grease 2
When you learn to ride a bike they say they won't let go
But yes they do
Smule on my phone
Durian fruit - hobo's feet
Brian Cox, mixed up socks
Rolf Harris
His board, his beard
Black sleet
The lion and the bear from my childhood
Teletubbies, eh oh
Oh no

Things I cannot let you love.
Including me.

Creative Writing Club Round-Up #4: 20/12/2013

Hey guys! Well, the first term of CWC has been fun, and with the stress of competition writing over for Christmas, we spent the last session having a well earned rest. CWC really started to live up to its alternative name ‘the Eating Lunch and Chatting club’ but don’t worry, it will be business as usual after the holidays.

ANT made the session memorable by trying her first ever mince pie! It took much persuasion but she did take the leap of faith eventually, trusting our very high opinion of this Christmas food classic... sadly she was disappointed. Personally, I think it was a mistake admitting to her that they contain raisins but at least she tried *sigh*!

After everyone else had finished their mince pies (someone else finished ANT’s) I took the opportunity to make Raven claws out of the casings. This was very entertaining for a while but they were a little impractical. No one could complain though because they served their purpose in keeping me occupied.

DisneyLoverMolly and Master were very nearly absent from this final meeting but we couldn’t have been more thrilled when they said they could stay. DisneyLoverMolly made us all laugh by trying to get noticed as she walked to and from CWC in the hat from my Christmas cracker. Nobody commented on it, or laughed, or even gave her a funny look. This left her concluding that everyone (even the people who don’t know her) expects crazy behaviour from her! Don’t worry though DisneyLoverMolly, we all love your quirky little ways :)

So to end the Christmas term, I have two Christmas-based quotes for you all to enjoy. The first is inevitably from Harry Potter (and the Order of the Phoenix) to remind everyone what joy books can bring at Christmas – although Dumbledore prefers socks:

Hermione: “‘Thanks for the book, Harry,’ she said happily. ‘I’ve been waiting for New Theory of Numerology for ages!’”

And the second is a Charles Dickens quote from ‘A Christmas Carol’ which I think is a really interesting take on Christmas. Enjoy.

“For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.”

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

ConscienceSarah :)

Wadz's Poetry Wednesday #5: Pineapples, oranges and lemons

Pineapples, oranges and lemons
By A.E.D. Wadsworth

Pineapples, oranges and lemons
My ethnic friends like more than just melons.

Don't stereotype.

Creative Writing Club Round-Up #3: 13/12/2013

Hey guys! What excitement there was at CWC this week. With (nearly) all members back in action, three finished competition entries and chocolate biscuits, in my opinion it was the best CWC we've had so far!!

So, let's start with the competition: after much struggling over word counts and phrasing, Master, DisneyLoverMolly and I, managed to complete our stories in time for the club! We each had to read them out, which was actually pretty scary, especially when you know your work is being heard by the keenest writers in the Academy. After some issues over our words, where we ended up having to defend our choices, we got to keep our stories more or less as we wrote them...

ANT had a bit of a traumatic week as some plot holes were found in her story. Like a true professional, she took the criticism on the chin and reminded us all that you can't improve unless you take suggestions on board. I'm happy to say, she is changing the end of her story, hopefully in time to be submitted along with ours!

On an unrelated note, Master thought that ANT had some chips in her pasta... Wherever ANT goes, a connection to salt seems to follow.

Back to the writing now: the February competition is still on our radar but unfortunately someone forgot the sheet this week so no progress was made... I will mention no names... You know who you are...

This week's quote's from Doctor Who and it is about Harry Potter. I know I'm supposed to be promoting reading, which this is, but I mostly put it in because I love it when awesome things cross-reference each other!!!!

Martha: So magic and stuff. That's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter.

The Doctor: Wait 'til you read book seven. Oh I cried.

(So did I :p)

Wadz's Poetry Wednesday #4: Things

Things
By A.E.D. Wadsworth

Bottles, boots and beavers
These are things.

Creative Writing Club Round-Up #2: 06/12/2013

Hey guys! We were a bit low on numbers for CWC this week as ShoeLobber, DisneyLoverMolly and Cap. were all missing. This left ANT, Master and myself to hold up the fort, but there was plenty of fun to be had...

As Master's salad has featured before on the main blog, it seems only right to mention the dramatic change in its composition that shocked the club: the addition of broccoli!! Master made it quite clear that the broccoli was unwelcome, criticising it for being 'all texture and no taste'. Even ANT had a taste which prompted the quote of the session: 'it tastes of health'. Who'd have known broccoli could cause such a stir?

When we calmed down after that vegetable episode, it was time for Master and ANT to read and critique my 100 word story inspired by the Little Mermaid. It was gorier than they expected, but the main problem was that I was 1 word over the word count! Obviously this can't be permitted to enter a competition and many alterations were suggested, but I think the favourite was making 'pulsatingtorrent' a new word, thank you ANT for that.

It was actually the word 'torrent' that ANT had the biggest issue with. She associated it with video piracy but I was using it in the sense of water. Research into the dictionary definition proved that it could be used in the context I was using it in but ANT was correct in associating it with video piracy (which we all steer well clear of). For anyone interested, the online dictionary gives the first definition of torrent as 'a stream of water flowing with great rapidity and violence.'

Finally, with the closing date of the 100 word story competition drawing closer, we have a new competition to pursue for February so we'll never be at a loss for something to do but more about that next time.

Hmmm, amidst all the excitement I wonder if anyone else spotted that not much writing was done this week...

My book related quote of the week is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Maybe Xander spent too much time researching demons and not enough doing his English: 

Jenny: You kids really dig the library, don't you?  

Buffy: We're literary.  

Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.

Wadz's Poetry Wednesday #3: On the floor

On the floor
By A.E.D. Wadsworth

On the floor
What an alarm
Why you ask?
He has no arms.